As you are getting older, physically aswell as mentally, you learn more and more about yourself. And by the time you’re all grown up & stuff like that, it’s somewhat expected that you have it all figured out. You know what you like & what don’t, what works & what doesn’t, what you want out of life, how you want to spent it and so on. Yeah well i can tell you that even when you’ve reached that adult-ly age you’ll probably still have no clue on most of it. At least that’s the case when i t come to me. I just do, go with the flow and still am in the dark on most life issues. But don’t fear for my future, because thankfully nowadays i have some help figuring it all out.
Help from the internet, in the form of tests! You might know which tests, might have seen them in your Facebook feed or on all kinds of sites and maybe you even took one yourself. I’m talking about ‘the what-food-matches-your-personality‘ (Hot Buttered Roll), ‘which-mean-girls-character-are-you‘ (Cady Heron) and all the other test variations that are out there.
You know if this single girl didn’t take these quizzes, she would’ve never know that the guy she’ll end up with will be somewhat like the Disney Prince Phillip or Will Smith. And i wouldn’t have known that my dad isn’t my real dad but Phil Dunphy is. Which is weird since i also figured out that if i was on Modern Family i would play him… Yea weird in more ways than one, manly cause i’m a girl…
Also now that i’m going back to school & studying to be a teacher, i wondered if education is my true career destiny. So i took the ~What Career Should I Actually have ~ test and it turns out i shouldn’t have quite competitive swimming when i was 23. I should’ve kept going, my destiny career is being an athlete… Only i know darn well i wouldn’t have made it to the Olympics and besides swimming i’m not really good at any other sport. But it turns out i am on the right track any way, it also says that other good occupation options are trainer & or life coach and to me being a teacher is getting close to both of them.
And if i don’t want to be just one person or any other kind of lifeform i have more options. I’ll just be Luna Lovegood in Harry Potter, Rue in Hunger Games, Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory, the villain Gaston, child star Hillary Duff or Princess Aurora. But i can also be Scooter if i was one of the Muppets and when it comes to mythical creatures i’ll be a fairy.
* & of course i mean guidance in the funniest way possible